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Thursday, July 28, 2005

 

LAUGH OUT LOUD

I got this amusing email today and saw no reason not to share it with my blog visitors.

TWENTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?


Comments:
Okay, here are your questions:

1)How do you start your mornings?
2)If you could be a Muppet, which one would it be and why?
3)Let's say you had a million frequent flyer miles. Where is your first destination?
4)Do you squeeze or roll the toothpaste tube?
5)Would you be willing to be an astronaut on the next mission to the moon?

Looking forward to your answers!

Here are the rules which you need to include in your post:

1) Leave me a comment saying "interview me please."
2)I will respond by asking you five questions ( not the same as above)
3)You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions.
4) You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5) When others comment asking to be interviewed you will ask them five questions.
 
Good ones!! Here is one more to add to the list: "Being pissed off is better than being pissed on!"

Peace!

NJ from NJ
 
Chayala-thaks for the questions, I’ll get started on them asap!

Normal- that's a great one, never heard it before, so I guess it's an original "Normaljew"?
 
NormalJew is an originalist!!! :-)

Peace!

NJ from NJ.

P.S.I posted your questions and my answers, so check em out!
 
These are good!
I love the line "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"
I gotta use that line sometime!
 
Great Lines!
 
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